'Ten Minutes Late for Reality' by Lou Morris (c) 1988, 1989, 1991, 2002, 2015. Louis Andrew Morris [but you can call me Lou] was born in

Louis Andrew Morris [but you can call me Lou] was born in

Lakewood, New Jersey on December tenth, 1970.  He hasn't
written anything before in his life [Yes, I have!  What about
the computer game hint for that magazine?  And a letter to
the editor] so he was darned surprised [Was not!  It came as
no surprise] that this novel was actually published.  So far
in his life, he has worked as a stableboy for his father, an
assistant manager for a local amusement park, a computer
operator and office helper for an asbestos consulting firm,
and a hot-dog salesman [I prefer the term "cashier"] for a
local harness racing track.  [What about being a writer?  
Isn't that a job?]  His best-selling trilogy of award winning
books are non-existent, so that leaves us with his latest and
only novel, TEN MINUTES LATE FOR REALITY!  [Buy it--please?]