It will take a lot of
magic, money, a little luck
and a spin of the wheel
to save our planet from
a great new evil
that is threatening us!
A WONDERFUL NEW BOOK BY A WONDERFUL NEW AUTHOR!
Just ask these characters:
"This is insane," whispered Shae-doe to Lou. "Relatively
"A quarter?" Kaye-Boom asked, slightly puzzled by the
childish request. "I don't have a quarter."
"It's better than my day--being abducted by a super-natural
spirit from another world, locked in a cell, then blown up by
a fire wizard... not a fun way to spend a day." Laurie
Miller frowned at Lou; "My boss will probably fire me for
Or ask the main character to tell you about it:
"Why don't you tell them? You're the author," Lou rebutted.
Or even ask The Dead Eye:
"I don't have a neck," The Dead Eye pointed out.
Very nice, but that's all we have room for. Bye.